
Bindweed on a seek-and-destroy mission against my bronze fennel
Here it is: the mother, father, grandmother and great-aunt-twice-removed of all weeds.
Bindweed has to be the absolutely most detested weed of them all. My own garden is riddled with it, and it seems the moment I turn my back (usually still aching from the last two-hour session of forking out bindweed roots) it’s slithering up from the ground again.
I wouldn’t mind so much but it’s such a destructive weed. Anything else growing in your border – and it doesn’t have to be tall, just there – is gradually, relentlessly strangled and pulled down, swamped by those large, smothering leaves and throttled by mercilessly twisting stems. It takes just two weeks from no sign above ground, to murderous thug clamped around hopelessly damaged and dying plant. No wonder we all hate it so much.
My allotment, thankfully, escapes the worst. It does have bindweed, but it’s what I call Type 2 bindweed: the non-nuclear warhead of the weed world.
There are two quite different weeds which we call bindweed, though they look similar: the nasty one that strangles plants is Calystegia sepium, but there’s an altogether better-behaved one commonly known as field bindweed – Convolvulus arvensis. This one is relatively easy to deal with: it has smaller leaves, smaller stems and a slower rate of growth. It tends to scramble outwards before it goes upwards, so you spot it more easily. And the roots, once dug up, don’t regenerate anything like as fast. The one golden rule is never, never to let it flower: if you do that you’re lost, as it produces copious seeds and you’ll never get rid of it.

The white, spaghetti-like roots of bindweed are fragile and will re-sprout from the smallest broken fragment
But back to Armageddon. I have now had eight years straight of dealing with bindweed, and I think I know as much as anyone about the tricks of the trade: but the fact remains that I still have bindweed. It is, quite simply, impossible to eradicate once you’ve got it. It probably doesn’t help that some of it is on my next-door-neighbour’s side of the fence, and since they are, though otherwise lovely people in every way, non-gardeners, I must resign myself to new bindweed roots re-invading as soon as I’ve cleared the last lot.
Bindweed eradication is therefore part of my daily gardening life, and will be for the foreseeable future. I follow a general policy of not letting it get too established, and so we live in an uneasy truce, though there are occasional skirmishes: the bindweed claimed victory over a batch of sweetpeas last year, but I socked it one with the glyphosate this spring when it made the big mistake of turning up in a bare patch of soil instead of lurking in the shrubbery like it usually does.
Anyway: for what it’s worth, here are my weapons of choice in the war against bindweed, in order of preference. If you too are fighting the good fight, I wish you luck: may all your roots emerge unbroken.
1: Hand-forking
This is the main way in which I tackle my bindweed problem: it is the most low-tech of them all but by far the most effective. Unfortunately it’s also the most time-consuming, but I’ve grown to quite enjoy it, a bit like small children enjoy picking scabs. There’s something very, very satisfying about teasing that that brittle bindweed root oh-so-gently from the soil until it yields and comes up long, spaghetti-like and intact.
Using a hand fork in among your plants, or a border fork in more open patches, dig the bindweed up by the roots, tunnelling down as far as you can and doing your utmost not to break the fragile roots as the bindweed will regenerate from the tiniest fragment left in the soil. Luckily they’re easy to spot, even in winter, as they’re very pale, almost white, and smooth. You must do this religiously every two weeks from March to November.
2: Glyphosate-based weedkiller
I know: it’s not organic. But sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. I mainly use glyphosate when bindweed has crept off my veg borders and onto the paths, or onto a patch of bare soil: that way you can spray it without getting any drift onto your veggies. Otherwise, this weapon is of limited use as bindweed rarely shows itself properly until all your other plants are in leaf too: and since bindweed twines itself so inseparably around your plants you won’t be able to kill the one without also killing the other. One alternative is to untwine the bindweed and lay it out on bare soil before spraying it – though that rather assumes you have some bare soil nearby, too. The other alternative is…
3: The cane-and-glyphosate combo
This is a good trick if you’ve got densely-planted borders and can’t get in among your plants to dig out the bindweed.
Place a tall bamboo cane in at intervals among your plants and let the bindweed climb up it (you can even train stray shoots onto it). Then when it’s really happy and romping up your decoy pole, remove the cane (this is quite easily done with a bit of wiggling about) and cram the top growth of the bindweed, still attached to the plant, into a clear plastic drinks bottle with the top removed: a large jamjar does the job well too. Another alternative I’ve heard about but haven’t tried is to remove top and bottom from a plastic drinks bottle and slide it over the top growth like a sleeve.
Then you spray a load of glyphosate-based weedkiller into the jar – thus easily avoiding spray drift onto other plants – and soak the bindweed foliage. Leave it there for a few weeks to suck the weedkiller right up into its stems and roots, and enjoy the spectacle of one of your worst enemies dying, horribly and very thoroughly.
4: Hoeing
In extremis, if you don’t want to use weedkillers and can’t find time to hand-fork every fortnight – or if you’re just on your way up the garden and spot a tendril of bindweed sneaking up your kale stems - you can just remove the top growth at ground level.
This stops the weed clambering up your plants, but it’s a temporary stopgap and doesn’t really get you out of removing bindweed the hard way, as the top growth will reappear in a matter of days. Mind you, even bindweed is unable to survive without any green leaves above ground, so you might over time (and I mean a lot of time) eventually weaken the roots as well.